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  SHADOWMAGIC

  JOHN LENAHAN

  For Finbar, of whom I am exceedingly proud.

  Table of Contents

  Chapter One - Aunt Nieve

  Chapter Two - Uncle Cialtie

  Chapter Three - Mom

  Chapter Four - The Yewlands

  Chapter Five - Rothlú

  Chapter Six - Fergal

  Chapter Seven - Brownies

  Chapter Eight - Araf

  Chapter Nine - Essa

  Chapter Ten - Gerard

  Chapter Eleven - The Dahy

  Chapter Twelve - Acorn

  Chapter Thirteen - The Hazellands

  Chapter Fourteen - Lorcan

  Chapter Fifteen - The Reedlands

  Chapter Sixteen - Big Hair

  Chapter Seventeen - The Druid Table

  Chapter Eighteen - The Race of the Twins of Macha

  Chapter Nineteen - The Castle Beach

  Chapter Twenty - The Shadowcasting

  Chapter Twenty-One - Aunt Nieve

  Chapter Twenty-Two - The Army of the Red Hand

  Chapter Twenty-Three - The Return of the Hazellands

  Chapter Twenty-Four - The Evil Eye

  Chapter Twenty-Five - Mother Oak

  Chapter Twenty-Six - Born Ready

  Chapter Twenty-Seven - Aein

  Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Choosing

  Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Truth, a Second Time

  Chapter Thirty - A Time to Bend

  Chapter Thirty-One - A Decision

  Chapter Thirty-Two - Goodbyes

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  Chapter One

  Aunt Nieve

  ‘How come you never told me I had an aunt?’ That was the first thing I said. I know, my first question should have been, ‘Are you alright, Dad?’ He didn’t look alright. The light was awful, but I could see blood on the side of his face. I’m amazed I didn’t say, ‘What is that smell?’ because it sure stank in there. I’m not talking about a whiffy locker room smell, but the kind of stench that can make it possible to see your breakfast a second time around. Or most obviously I guess I should have asked, ‘Where are we?’ or, ‘Why are we chained to a wall?’ But instead, the first question I asked when I regained consciousness was about genealogy.

  ‘Well, Conor,’ Dad croaked, not even looking at me, ‘the first time you met her, she tried to kill you.’

  She had, too.

  I was sitting in the living room watching crappy morning television. I was dressed, shaved and ready to go. You had to be with my father. It wasn’t unusual for me to run out of the house two minutes behind him and find that he had left without me.

  ‘Are you ready?’ he called from the bedroom–in almost Modern Greek.

  That was a good sign. It was a simple matter to gauge my father’s moods–the older the language, the worse his frame of mind. Greek wasn’t too bad. I shouted back, in the same language, ‘Born ready!’ I had learned a long time ago that I had to speak in the language of the day, or else he would ignore me completely.

  He came out of his bedroom in a white shirt with a tie hanging around his neck. ‘Could you do this for me?’

  ‘Sure,’ I said.

  Tie tying was one of the very few things that Pop found impossible to do with just one hand. Most of the time I didn’t think of Dad as having a handicap at all–I know a lot of two-handed men much less dexterous than him, and anyway, I was happy to do him a favour. I was just about to hit him up for a bit of cash, so that tonight I could take Sally to a nice restaurant, as opposed to the usual crummy pizza joint.

  ‘What’s with the tie?’ I asked.

  ‘The dean wants me to smarten up a bit. There is some famous ancient languages professor visiting who wants to talk about my theories of pronunciation. As if I don’t have anything better to do than babysit some idiot.’

  That question was a mistake on my part. He said that last sentence in Ancient Gaelic. That was the language he used when he was annoyed or really meant business–it was almost as if it was his mother tongue. I’m not talking about Gaelic, the language of the Irish, I’m talking about Ancient Gaelic, a language found only on crumbling parchments and in my house.

  ‘Aw c’mon, Pop,’ I said as chirpily as I could, ‘maybe this professor is a beautiful she idiot, and I can finally have a mom.’

  He gave me a dirty look, but not one of his more serious ones, and tucked the bottom of his tie into his shirt.

  I plopped myself down on the sofa. I could hear Dad humming some prehistoric Celtic ditty as he brushed his teeth in the bathroom. A fight broke out on the television show I was half-heartedly watching: two women were pulling each other’s hair and the studio audience was chanting the presenter’s name.

  ‘Turn that damn television off,’ he shouted, ‘or I’ll put a crossbow bolt through it!’

  I quickly switched off the TV–coming from Dad this was not an idle threat. He owned a crossbow–as well as a quarterstaff, a mace and all sorts of archaic weaponry. If it was old, he had it. Hell, he even made me practise sword fighting with him every week before he gave me my spending money.

  This gives you an idea of what life was like with my father–the mad, one-handed, ancient languages professor Olson O’Neil. People said that he lived in the past, but it was worse than that–it was like he was from the past. It was cool when I was a kid, but now that I was older, I increasingly thought it was weird–sad, even.

  That Dad embarrassed me from time to time wasn’t really the problem. Now that I was starting to get a few whiskers on my chin, what really got me down was that he seemed disappointed in me all of the time and I couldn’t figure out why. I was doing well at high school. In a week I would graduate, OK, not at the top of my class, but pretty up there. I had never really been in trouble. My girlfriend didn’t have pink hair and studs through her nose, or eyebrows, or even her bellybutton. Dad liked Sally. It seemed as if he wanted me to be something–but he wouldn’t, or couldn’t, tell me what.

  A knock came on the front door that was so loud, it made me jump to my feet. Now, weird is what my life is these days, but here is where all the weirdness began.

  We live in a converted barn outside of town with a regular-sized front door that is cut into two huge barn doors. When my father answers a knock, he always peers through a tiny hatch to check who’s out there. I, on the other hand, like to undo the bolts and throw open the two big doors. It shocks visitors and it has the added effect of annoying Dad. I don’t do that any more.

  I dramatically swung open the two doors and found myself face to face with two of the biggest, sweatiest horses I had ever seen. Riding them was a man in full King Arthur-type armour and a woman in a hooded cloak. With hindsight I wish I had said something clever like, ‘The stables are around the back,’ but to be honest, I was too gobsmacked to speak.

  When the woman pulled back her hood, she took my breath away. She was astonishingly beautiful, with a wild mane of amber hair. She seemed to be about five or ten years older than me–twenty-five, twenty-seven maybe, except something about her made her seem older than that.

  ‘Is this the home of Oisin?’ she asked.

  ‘There is an Olson here, Olson O’Neil,’ I stammered.

  She considered this for a second and took a step into the room–or, I should say, her horse did. I had to back away to stop from being trampled.

  ‘Who are you?’ I demanded.

  She looked around the room and her eyes stopped on an oak fighting stick that was mounted on the wall. A look of satisfaction crossed her face. ‘I am his sister,’ she said.

  I started to say, ‘Yeah, right,’ and then two things struck me. One was that she was speaking in Ancient Gaelic–I was so stunned by the appearan
ce of those two that I hadn’t noticed it before. The second was her eyes–she had Dad’s eyes, and nobody had dark peepers like my father.

  ‘Dad!’ I called out. ‘There’s a woman out here who says she’s your sister.’

  That is when all hell broke loose. Dad came charging out of the bathroom screaming at the top of his lungs, with toothpaste foaming out of his mouth like a rabid animal. He grabbed the war axe off the mantel, which I always assumed was there just for decoration, and hurled it at his sister. She pulled her head back just in time to avoid getting a quick nose job, but her companion wasn’t so lucky. The flat side of the axe hit him square on the shoulder and knocked him from his saddle. The rider desperately tried to stay on his mount. The horse made a horrible sound as he pulled a handful of hair out of its mane, but it was no good. He hit the ground with a crash of metal and then, as if being attacked in my living room by equestrians wasn’t surprise enough–he disappeared–he just vanished! One second I was watching the Tin Man falling through the air, arms and legs flailing in all directions, and the next second he was gone–poof! In the space where he should have been, was a pile of rusted metal in a swirl of dust.

  Dad shouted, ‘Conor, watch out!’ I looked up just in time to see a spear leaving my aunt’s hand–and it was heading directly for my chest. Then everything seemed to go into slow motion. I remember looking into my aunt’s eyes and seeing what almost looked like pain in them, and I remember turning to my father and seeing the utter defeat on his face. But what I remember the most was the amazing tingling sensation that I felt all over my body. An amber glow seemed to cloud my vision, then I noticed the glow cover me from head to toe and then encircle the spear, just as it made contact with my chest. The spear hit me, I fell over from the force of it, but it didn’t hurt. For a second I thought, That’s what it must be like when you receive a mortal wound–no pain. Then I saw the spear lying next to me. I felt my chest and I was fine.

  Dad sat me up. ‘Are you OK?’ he asked.

  I wish I had a picture of my face at that point–I could feel the stupid grin I had pasted on it. A horn blew–Dad and I looked up in time to see my would-be assassin galloping away from the door.

  ‘Can you stand?’ Dad asked.

  I remember answering him by saying, ‘That was very strange.’ I was kind of out of it.

  ‘Conor,’ he said, helping me to my feet, ‘we have to get out of here.’

  But it was too late. Two more riders, this time in black armour and on black horses, burst into the room. Tables and chairs went flying in all directions. Dad grabbed my hand and we tried to run out the back, but before we could take more than a couple of steps I saw, and heard, a black leather whip wrap around my father’s neck. I tried to shout but my voice was strangled by the searing pain of another whip wrapping around my own throat.

  The next thing I remembered, I was chained to a dungeon wall talking to my father about the family tree.

  ‘What’s her name?’

  ‘Nieve,’ Dad said, without looking at me.

  I was about to ask, ‘Why does she want to kill us?’ when I felt something crawl across my ankle. It was a rat–no, I take that back–it was the mother of all rats. I’d seen smaller dogs. I screamed and tried to kick it away. It moved just out of reach and stared at me like it owned the place. Just what I needed, a super-rat with an attitude.

  ‘Where the hell are we?’ I yelled.

  ‘We are in The Land,’ Dad said in a faraway voice.

  ‘The Land? What land?’

  ‘The Land, Conor–Tir na Nog.’

  ‘Tir na Nog? What,’ I said sarcastically, ‘the place full of Pixies and Leprechauns?’

  ‘There are no Pixies here, but yes.’

  ‘Dad. Quit messing around. What is going on?’

  He turned and looked me straight in the eyes, and then with his I’m only going to tell you this once voice he said, ‘We are in The Land. The place that the ancient Celts called Tir na Nog–The Land of Eternal Youth. I was born here.’

  I began to get angry. I was in pain, we were definitely in trouble, and Dad was treating me like a kid, making up some cock-and-bull story to keep me happy. I was just about to tell him what I thought of him, but then I thought about the guy who fell off his horse. ‘Did you see that guy disappear?’

  ‘He didn’t disappear,’ Dad said, and I could tell he was struggling to make this so I could understand. ‘He just grew old–quickly’

  ‘Come again?’

  ‘When someone from The Land steps foot in the Real World, they instantly become the age that they would be there. That soldier was probably a couple of thousand years old.’

  ‘What!’

  ‘He was an immortal. Everyone from The Land is an immortal.’

  I looked deep into his eyes, waiting for the twinkle that lets me know he’s messing with me. When it didn’t come, I felt my chest tighten.

  ‘My God, you’re not screwing around, are you?’

  He shook his head–a slow no.

  ‘So what,’ I said half jokingly, ‘like, you’re an immortal?’

  ‘No,’ he said, turning away, ‘I gave that up when I came to the Real World.’

  I shook my head to clear the cobwebs, which was a mistake, because I almost passed out with the pain. When my vision cleared, Dad was staring at me with a look of total sincerity.

  ‘So you used to be an immortal?’ I asked.

  ‘Yes.’

  At that point I should have come to the obvious conclusion that this was all just a dream, except for the fact that dreaming isn’t something I had ever done. Famously, among my friends and classmates at least, I had never had a dream. I had an idea what they were like from TV shows and movies but it was not something I had ever experienced. People always said, ‘Oh, you must dream, you just don’t remember it,’ but I don’t think so. When I put my head down, I wake up in the same place and I don’t go anywhere in-between. And anyway, I knew this was real–there was something in the air, other than the stench, that felt more real than anything I had ever known.

  I was silent for a long while and then I asked, ‘Do I have any other relatives I should know about?’

  The answer came, not from my father, but from a shadowy figure standing in the doorway on the far side of the room.

  ‘You have an uncle,’ he said.

  Chapter Two

  Uncle Cialtie

  The instant he emerged from the shadows, I knew he was my uncle alright. He looked like an old high-school photo of my father, before the grey hair and the extra twenty pounds. He had that evil twin appearance about him, like one of those crappy TV movies where the same actor plays the part of the nice and the wicked brother. He even had the black goatee and a sinister sneer.

  Don’t get the impression that this was a comical moment. Even chained against a wall, I tried to take an involuntary step back–this guy was scary. But the person who scared me the most at that moment wasn’t my uncle, it was my father.

  ‘Cialtie,’ he said, with more malice than I had ever heard from anybody–let alone Dad.

  ‘Brother Oisin,’ Cialtie dripped, ‘you look, what is that word? Oh yes–old.’

  ‘Where is Finn?’

  ‘You mean our father? I thought he was with you. Last time I saw him he was riding into the Real World looking for you. His horse didn’t look very healthy though.’

  ‘You murdered him.’

  ‘Oh no,’ Cialtie replied with false innocence, ‘I wouldn’t hurt Father. I merely stabbed the horse,’ and then he smiled. It was my first experience of Uncle Cialtie’s smile, and it made my stomach churn.

  ‘I’ll kill you,’ Dad hissed.

  ‘No, I think you will find that that is what I am going to do to you. But first I am going to kill your boy here, and you know the best part? After that I’ll be considered a hero–a saviour even.’

  ‘Why would killing me make him a saviour?’ I said, finding my voice.

  Cialtie addressed me directly
, for the first time, instantly making me wish I hadn’t asked the question. ‘Hasn’t Daddy told you anything?’ Cialtie scolded. ‘Tsk, tsk, Oisin, you really have neglected his education. Haven’t you told him of the prophecy?’

  ‘What prophecy?’

  ‘I didn’t think this would ever happen,’ Dad said without looking at me. ‘We were never supposed to come back.’

  ‘What prophecy?’

  ‘You are the son of the one-handed prince’ quoted Cialtie, ‘a very dangerous young man. It’s true, it was foreseen by a very gifted oracle.’

  ‘Who,’ my father said, ‘you murdered.’

  ‘Water under the bridge, Oisin. You really must learn to let bygones be bygones. You see, your daddy here carelessly lost his hand–which I still have upstairs, you know, it’s one of my favourite possessions–so that meant that having a baby was a no-no, but as always Oisin thought he knew best and it looks like it’s going to take his big brother to sort things out.’

  ‘You are using my hand,’ Dad hissed, ‘to keep the throne.’

  ‘Oh yes,’ replied Cialtie, ‘I find it works just as well in the Chamber of Runes without the rest of you. Better, in fact–because your mouth isn’t attached to it. That Shadowwitch you used to run around with did a really good job of preserving it.’

  I could see the blood vessels in Dad’s temple stand out as he strained against his chains. My temples must have been throbbing too. I didn’t have a clue what was going on. Some oracle predicted that I had to die? Cialtie was using Dad’s hand? And what throne?

  ‘I would love to stand here and reminisce all day’ said Cialtie, ‘but I have a nephew to kill. Now, your father’s runehand has come in so useful these last few years, I thought I might as well have yours too. The start of a collection, maybe?’ He reached into his cloak and took out an ornate golden box. Inside was an imprint of a hand.

  ‘I’m going to cut off your hand,’ Cialtie continued, ‘preserve it with proper magic, not that Shadowmagic stuff she used on your dad’s mitt, and then you bleed to death and die. Your dad gets to watch and everybody is happy’